Alright imagine this for a moment?

Id do a roundhouse kick to that mother ******* face *POW* but wait...he's still moving and he's even more pissed off than he was before this f***er isn't going down, that's because hes not any normal bear, hes a bear that recently escaped a governmental experimenting compound and has been trained for combat. the bear then stands on its hind legs and pulls out a Desert eagle and starts shooting at me. I do a barrel roll behind a tree for cover. This bear is stronger than i thought...he has me pinned down and i have no chance of wining... but wait! i remember there is an armory not to far from here, its a long-shot...but its the only one i have. i wait for the bullets to stop and make a run for it. as im running i look back and the bear is on all fours again and is in a full speed pursuit after me. after about an hour or so of running i finally manage to lose him. i come up to a sign, the armory is just up ahead, so i use whats left of my energy and make a run for it. when i finally get there the door has already been busted open, i thought to myself "who could have done this" but i decided to just forget it and go on in. i pick up a .44 special, if this doesn't take that f***ing bear down then i don't know what will. as i exit the armory i see the bear standing out side, hes been waiting for me. we stare each-other in the eyes. we both reach for our gun but i'm just quicker on the draw, and i place a shot dead center between his eyes. as the bear falls to the ground i know that i have won this time...but my story is far from over.